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| maas_1432001: i am m29 form india
ivyfyre: Congratulations.
maas_1432001: ur form?
ivyfyre: Form?
ivyfyre: 1050 EZ?
maas_1432001: thnx
ivyfyre: Is that the right form?
ivyfyre: I always screw up my tax return.
ivyfyre: Are you from the IRS?
maas_1432001: no
maas_1432001: i am from india
ivyfyre: Oh.
ivyfyre: Then why did you ask about my form?
maas_1432001: ya
ivyfyre: Yeah.
maas_1432001: just
maas_1432001: ur doing job?
ivyfyre: Only if my job requres sleeping.
ivyfyre: Do you like to sleep?
maas_1432001: y not
ivyfyre: why?
maas_1432001: but i am woking as a teacher
ivyfyre: I hate teachers | | |
| Too funny: http://www.glumbert.com/media/dodgearies.html
I survived PC- it was AWESOME! Met a bunch of rad new friends, and got closer with my old ones! :) | | |
| Back from Vegas.. and NO we didn't get married. ;) We joked about it a lot, though. DAMN, Vegas is expensive. Thursday is Pacific Circle, a Pagan campout in the mountains. I'm going without Ben. dun dun DUN! We haven't been apart a whole day since our first date. Im kinda worried about how I'll be. I know he'll be fine. | | |
| Sinister 0: you engaged yet?
Magickal Meli: Nope.
Magickal Meli: Im still "promised."
Magickal Meli: Shit.
Magickal Meli: Youll know when Im engaged.
Sinister 0: hah
Magickal Meli: why hah?
Magickal Meli: ?!?!
Sinister 0: I'll know when you're engaged
Sinister 0: too true
Sinister 0: you won't be all, "same old"
Sinister 0: you'd be like...
Sinister 0: I GOT ENGAGED!!!!1111oneoneone
Magickal Meli: LOL.
Magickal Meli: Dude, you totally made me laugh out loud.
Magickal Meli: Literally.
Sinister 0: 
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| Wife says to husband...
"Look - I got invited to a 'party' and I won't have to buy a basket,
or jewelry, or candles, or even another plastic container!
This party is different because I'm going to MAKE a page for a
scrapbook!
I'm going to learn how to put all those pictures we keep in a box
into a photo album that will last lifetimes!"
FOR YEARS AFTERWARDS what can be heard in the home:
-"How much can a pair of scissors cost? And why do you need an entire
cutting system if you bought scissors?"
-"The photo album was HOW MUCH? You HAD to get a paper trimmer too?
Then please tell me ..what are the scissors for?"
-"How many magazines do you need to buy to be INSPIRED? And what's
with all this paper?"
-"You want what for your birthday? A xyron? What the heck is a
xyron?"
-"I don't understand why you need a digital camera. The 35mm I bought
after college works just fine."
-"OUCH!!!! I just stepped on one of your %&*(*&% eyelets! "
-"MORE paper? You haven't even used up what you got already!"
-"First the camera, then the printer, what's next a scanner?"
-"I see..so if we get these target cubes you'll be able to see the
paper you have and then you won't have to buy anymore?"
-"Son, how many times have I told you - You CANNOT play with
MOMMY's tools!"
-"I don't get it ..why do we have to go to Lowes to get paint chips
if we aren't doing any painting around here?"
-"Don't worry sweetie..we won't tell Mommy you borrowed her stickers
to make Barbie look pretty."
-"You had a 40% off coupon and you still spent over $100??"
-"What do you need all this yarn for? You don't even knit! Do you?"
-"No dear. I do not know how to scan and stitch. Maybe someone on
YOUR message board can help you there."
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